Once upon a time, there was a fawn, inexperienced in the way of the world. She was skipping happily to and fro, grazing a little, meeting beetles and dragonflies. Checking for mom and auntie ever so often.
When suddenly …
“MOM!!! What is that strange upright thing over there? It clicks loudly all the time. It scares me!”
“There! Did you hear that? It clicked again. RUN. Saint Hubertus help us now!”
“It’s a female human, Little One. They do scare us often and they’re at their most dangerous when they carry long sticks that explode. Always watch for those sticks!”
“Really, ma’am, you look horrible. What happened to your fur? Pink and shiny like that, of course, you scared that infant. You could at least have offered some old bread. No manners, these humans.”